I don't know what these cats do to make them sooooo sleepy. Except our Rigby is shirking his assigned duties as a member of our household.
I was under the impression that our cats were watchcats. That they were to patrol our territory and be the protectors, the defenders, the armed force for our security. They do have stealth and near lethal claws, and no enemy shall pass through the portal.
Except it appears that our stout sentry is asleep at his post. Dereliction of Duty!
What is the sentence of this courts-martial ? Firing squad at sunrise???
Nah. The JAG judge instead sentences Rigby to 17 years house arrest, reduction in rank to Private E-1 and forfeture of pay.
That'll learn him! Except he couldn't even stay awake to actually hear his sentence. Sigh.